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Here are some jokes that will have you Dying with laughter!



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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive Halloween!




What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?
You're burning up!! smallpumpkin


What is a ghosts favourite kind of cereal?
Scream of wheat!! smallpumpkin


What name does a spider and a dictionary have in common?
Webster!!! smallpumpkin


What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
Count Drunkula! smallpumpkin


What does a witch eat at the beach?
A Sandwitch!!smallpumpkin


Why didn't the skeleton fight?
Cuz he didn't have the guts to!! smallpumpkin


Why didn't the go to the halloween party?
Cuz he had no body to go with!! !smallpumpkin


How did one witch know the other?
They where broom mates in collage!smallpumpkin


What is a ghosts favorite desert?
I scream and boo berry pie!smallpumpkin


What does a ghost call his parents?
His trans-parents ! smallpumpkin


What does a bat call his bathroom?
A batroom!smallpumpkin


Why did the girl vampire break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a pain in the neck! smallpumpkin


What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A boo-ster seat!smallpumpkin


Why did the bat use mouth wash?
Because he had bat breath!smallpumpkin


What does a ghost eat for dinner?
Spookghetti!smallpumpkin


What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving!smallpumpkin


Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he had a BOO-BOO!smallpumpkin


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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

How

How who?

How are my going to get in if you don't open the door?




What did the snowman and the vampire name their baby?
Frostbite!smallpumpkin


What kind of pants does a ghost wear?

"Boo" jeans!smallpumpkin



What does a ghost call his Mom and Dad?
Mummy and Dead!smallpumpkin


Why did the mummy take a bowling ball with him to the bathroom?
Because he went to the bowlingbowl!smallpumpkin


When do werewolf children stay home from school?

On Howladays!smallpumpkin



Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

Because he was "coffin"!smallpumpkin



When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?

She looks at her witch-watch!smallpumpkin



Why was there no food left after the monster's party?

Because everybody was a-goblin!smallpumpkin



When do black cats scratch themselves?

When they have w-itches!smallpumpkin



What do ghosts wear in the rain?

Boo-ts!smallpumpkin



Why did the baby vampire bat wake up screaming?

He had bite-mares!smallpumpkin



What kind of tape do you use on Halloween?

Mask-ing Tape!smallpumpkin



Why can't skeletons go trick-or-treating?

They have no-body to go with!smallpumpkin



What do naughty ghosts use in school?

Cheat sheets!smallpumpkin



What do vampires wear in the fall?

Their bat-to-school clothes!smallpumpkin




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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Witch

Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?




What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!smallpumpkin



Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had "no body" to go with!smallpumpkin



What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!smallpumpkin



What is a witch with poison ivy called?

An itchy witchy!smallpumpkin



What do you say to a ghost with three heads?

Hello.Hello.Hello!smallpumpkin



What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?

A boo-loney sandwich!smallpumpkin



What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end!smallpumpkin



What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?

A wash-and-wearwolf!smallpumpkin



What did the papa ghost say his ghostly children?

Fasten your sheet belt!smallpumpkin



What kind of pets do ghosts have?

Scaredy Cats!smallpumpkin



Where do vampires put their money?

Blood Banks!smallpumpkin



What room can't a ghost go in?

The Living Room!smallpumpkin



Where do ghosts go swimming?

The Dead Sea!smallpumpkin



What does a ghost eat for dinner?

Booghetti and Boo bread!smallpumpkin



What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose Story?

Little Boo Peep!smallpumpkin




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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Ivan

Ivan Who?

Ivan suck your blood!




What's a Vampire's favorite fruit?

NECtarine!smallpumpkin



What do you call two skeletons that get married?

A Dead Wed!smallpumpkin



What do you get when you cross a witch with a clown?

A Brew Ha-Ha!smallpumpkin



How does a witch tell time?

A Witch Watch!smallpumpkin



When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone!smallpumpkin



What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A Hoblin Goblin!smallpumpkin



Why does a Mummy make a bad birthday gift?

Because he is hard to unwrap!smallpumpkin



How do you tell twin witches apart?

It is hard to tell which witch is which!smallpumpkin



Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body!smallpumpkin



Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!smallpumpkin




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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Boo Who, I didn't want to make you cry!



  



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