Here are some jokes that will have you
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What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?
You're burning up!!
What is a ghosts favourite kind of cereal?
Scream of wheat!!
What name does a spider and a dictionary have in common?
What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
What does a witch eat at the beach?
Why didn't the skeleton fight?
Cuz he didn't have the guts to!!
Why didn't the go to the halloween party?
Cuz he had no body to go with!!
How did one witch know the other?
They where broom mates in collage!
What is a ghosts favorite desert?
I scream and boo berry pie!
What does a ghost call his parents?
His trans-parents !
What does a bat call his bathroom?
Why did the girl vampire break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A boo-ster seat!
Why did the bat use mouth wash?
Because he had bat breath!
What does a ghost eat for dinner?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he had a BOO-BOO!
How are my going to get in if you don't open the door?
What did the snowman and the vampire name their baby?
What kind of pants does a ghost wear?
What does a ghost call his Mom and Dad?
Mummy and Dead!
Why did the mummy take a bowling ball with him to the bathroom?
Because he went to the bowlingbowl!
When do werewolf children stay home from school?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Because he was "coffin"!
When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?
She looks at her witch-watch!
Why was there no food left after the monster's party?
Because everybody was a-goblin!
When do black cats scratch themselves?
When they have w-itches!
What do ghosts wear in the rain?
Why did the baby vampire bat wake up screaming?
He had bite-mares!
What kind of tape do you use on Halloween?
Why can't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
They have no-body to go with!
What do naughty ghosts use in school?
What do vampires wear in the fall?
Their bat-to-school clothes!
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had "no body" to go with!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!
What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?
What did the papa ghost say his ghostly children?
Fasten your sheet belt!
What kind of pets do ghosts have?
Where do vampires put their money?
What room can't a ghost go in?
The Living Room!
Where do ghosts go swimming?
The Dead Sea!
What does a ghost eat for dinner?
Booghetti and Boo bread!
What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose Story?
Little Boo Peep!
Ivan suck your blood!
What's a Vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call two skeletons that get married?
A Dead Wed!
What do you get when you cross a witch with a clown?
A Brew Ha-Ha!
How does a witch tell time?
A Witch Watch!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A Hoblin Goblin!
Why does a Mummy make a bad birthday gift?
Because he is hard to unwrap!
How do you tell twin witches apart?
It is hard to tell which witch is which!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
Boo Who, I didn't want to make you cry!
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