Here are some jokes that will have you Dying with laughter!


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Knock, Knock

Who's there?


Olive who?

Olive Halloween!

What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?
You're burning up!! smallpumpkin

What is a ghosts favourite kind of cereal?
Scream of wheat!! smallpumpkin

What name does a spider and a dictionary have in common?
Webster!!! smallpumpkin

What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
Count Drunkula! smallpumpkin

What does a witch eat at the beach?
A Sandwitch!!smallpumpkin

Why didn't the skeleton fight?
Cuz he didn't have the guts to!! smallpumpkin

Why didn't the go to the halloween party?
Cuz he had no body to go with!! !smallpumpkin

How did one witch know the other?
They where broom mates in collage!smallpumpkin

What is a ghosts favorite desert?
I scream and boo berry pie!smallpumpkin

What does a ghost call his parents?
His trans-parents ! smallpumpkin

What does a bat call his bathroom?
A batroom!smallpumpkin

Why did the girl vampire break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a pain in the neck! smallpumpkin

What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A boo-ster seat!smallpumpkin

Why did the bat use mouth wash?
Because he had bat breath!smallpumpkin

What does a ghost eat for dinner?

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he had a BOO-BOO!smallpumpkin


Knock, Knock

Who's there?


How who?

How are my going to get in if you don't open the door?

What did the snowman and the vampire name their baby?

What kind of pants does a ghost wear?

"Boo" jeans!smallpumpkin

What does a ghost call his Mom and Dad?
Mummy and Dead!smallpumpkin

Why did the mummy take a bowling ball with him to the bathroom?
Because he went to the bowlingbowl!smallpumpkin

When do werewolf children stay home from school?

On Howladays!smallpumpkin

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

Because he was "coffin"!smallpumpkin

When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?

She looks at her witch-watch!smallpumpkin

Why was there no food left after the monster's party?

Because everybody was a-goblin!smallpumpkin

When do black cats scratch themselves?

When they have w-itches!smallpumpkin

What do ghosts wear in the rain?


Why did the baby vampire bat wake up screaming?

He had bite-mares!smallpumpkin

What kind of tape do you use on Halloween?

Mask-ing Tape!smallpumpkin

Why can't skeletons go trick-or-treating?

They have no-body to go with!smallpumpkin

What do naughty ghosts use in school?

Cheat sheets!smallpumpkin

What do vampires wear in the fall?

Their bat-to-school clothes!smallpumpkin


Knock, Knock

Who's there?


Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!smallpumpkin

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had "no body" to go with!smallpumpkin

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?


What is a witch with poison ivy called?

An itchy witchy!smallpumpkin

What do you say to a ghost with three heads?


What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?

A boo-loney sandwich!smallpumpkin

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end!smallpumpkin

What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?

A wash-and-wearwolf!smallpumpkin

What did the papa ghost say his ghostly children?

Fasten your sheet belt!smallpumpkin

What kind of pets do ghosts have?

Scaredy Cats!smallpumpkin

Where do vampires put their money?

Blood Banks!smallpumpkin

What room can't a ghost go in?

The Living Room!smallpumpkin

Where do ghosts go swimming?

The Dead Sea!smallpumpkin

What does a ghost eat for dinner?

Booghetti and Boo bread!smallpumpkin

What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose Story?

Little Boo Peep!smallpumpkin


Knock, Knock

Who's there?


Ivan Who?

Ivan suck your blood!

What's a Vampire's favorite fruit?


What do you call two skeletons that get married?

A Dead Wed!smallpumpkin

What do you get when you cross a witch with a clown?

A Brew Ha-Ha!smallpumpkin

How does a witch tell time?

A Witch Watch!smallpumpkin

When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone!smallpumpkin

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A Hoblin Goblin!smallpumpkin

Why does a Mummy make a bad birthday gift?

Because he is hard to unwrap!smallpumpkin

How do you tell twin witches apart?

It is hard to tell which witch is which!smallpumpkin

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body!smallpumpkin

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!smallpumpkin


Knock, Knock

Who's there?


Boo Who?

Boo Who, I didn't want to make you cry!


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