Here are some jokes that will have you Dying with laughter!


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Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he had a BOO-BOO!smallpumpkin

What did the snowman and the vampire name their baby?
Frostbite!smallpumpkin

What kind of pants does a ghost wear?

"Boo" jeans!smallpumpkin


When do werewolf children stay home from school?

On Howladays!smallpumpkin


Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

Because he was "coffin"!smallpumpkin


When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?

She looks at her witch-watch!smallpumpkin


Why was there no food left after the monster's party?

Because everybody was a-goblin!smallpumpkin


When do black cats scratch themselves?

When they have w-itches!smallpumpkin


What do ghosts wear in the rain?

Boo-ts!smallpumpkin


Why did the baby vampire bat wake up screaming?

He had bite-mares!smallpumpkin


What kind of tape do you use on Halloween?

Mask-ing Tape!smallpumpkin


Why can't skeletons go trick-or-treating?

They have no-body to go with!smallpumpkin


What do naughty ghosts use in school?

Cheat sheets!smallpumpkin


What do vampires wear in the fall?

Their bat-to-school clothes!smallpumpkin



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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Witch

Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?



What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!smallpumpkin


Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had "no body" to go with!smallpumpkin


What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!smallpumpkin


What is a witch with poison ivy called?

An itchy witchy!smallpumpkin


What do you say to a ghost with three heads?

Hello.Hello.Hello!smallpumpkin


What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?

A boo-loney sandwich!smallpumpkin


What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end!smallpumpkin


What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?

A wash-and-wearwolf!smallpumpkin


What did the papa ghost say his ghostly children?

Fasten your sheet belt!smallpumpkin


What kind of pets do ghosts have?

Scaredy Cats!smallpumpkin


Where do vampires put their money?

Blood Banks!smallpumpkin


What room can't a ghost go in?

The Living Room!smallpumpkin


Where do ghosts go swimming?

The Dead Sea!smallpumpkin


What does a ghost eat for dinner?

Booghetti and Boo bread!smallpumpkin


What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose Story?

Little Boo Peep!smallpumpkin

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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Ivan

Ivan Who?

Ivan suck your blood!



What's a Vampire's favorite fruit?

NECtarine!smallpumpkin


What do you call two skeletons that get married?

A Dead Wed!smallpumpkin


What do you get when you cross a witch with a clown?

A Brew Ha-Ha!smallpumpkin


How does a witch tell time?

A Witch Watch!smallpumpkin


When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone!smallpumpkin


What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A Hoblin Goblin!smallpumpkin


Why does a Mummy make a bad birthday gift?

Because he is hard to unwrap!smallpumpkin


How do you tell twin witches apart?

It is hard to tell which witch is which!smallpumpkin


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body!smallpumpkin


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!smallpumpkin



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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Boo Who, I didn't want to make you cry!



  





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