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~ Here are some Christmas jokes for your enjoyment. ~


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Small Snowman What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL!


Small SnowmanWhat can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold!


Small SnowmanWhat fall's but never gets hurt?
Snow!


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Small SnowmanWhat king do you see every Christmas?
A stock-king!


Small SnowmanWhat song does a monkey sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!


Small SnowmanWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho!


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Small SnowmanWhat did the ghosts say to Santa Clause?
We'll have a Boo Christmas without you!


Small SnowmanWhat do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbit!


Small SnowmanWhat do snowman eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!


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Small SnowmanWhat do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!


Small SnowmanWhere do Snowmen keep their money?
In Snowbanks!


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~Do you have any jokes to share? Please email us & we will put them on this page. ~


  


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