What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the
ordinary alphabet?The Christmas alphabet has NO EL!
What can Santa give away and still keep?A cold!
What fall's but never gets hurt?Snow!
What king do you see every Christmas?A stock-king!
What song does a monkey sing at Christmas?Jungle bells!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?So he can Ho-Ho-Ho!
What did the ghosts say to Santa Clause?We'll have a Boo Christmas without you!
What do you get when you cross a
snowman with a shark?Frostbit!
What do snowman eat for breakfast?Snowflakes!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?Sandy Claus!
Where do Snowmen keep their money?In Snowbanks!
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